Jake, stop trying to make Fetch happen. IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

hi i’m jake and i don’t recognize myself

be back never

this is the face of someone called into work at 4:30am, overslept by 20 minutes, rushed in and got halfway to Boston, got a text from his boss saying “go back to bed” and then told to come back in at 2:00pm

#yep

the aforementioned pasta dish

red hair is red

am i cute yet?

i was doing so well at proving to myself that i’m an adult. and then i saw these..

beautiful day in the suburbs

Secrets that must never be told, knowledge that must never be spoken.

joshuafbenmore:

if you watch this. every time it runs, you’ll say arghh at the same time as marge and bart and lisa without realising

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

(Source: iseeavoice)