Engraved Zippo lighters from the Vietnam War.
"You never have sex the way people do in the movies. You don’t do it on the floor, you don’t do it standing up, you don’t always have all your clothes off, you don’t happen to have on all the sexy lingerie. You know, if anybody ever ripped my clothes, I’d kill them."
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD
do you ever wonder how people even find your blog
When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy
so this just happened
TEAM ROCKET LOGS IN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO SKYPE
MEOWTH I CAN’T TYPE
when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem
"they’re just a character"
gently takes your hand
leads you outside
lets go of your hand
goes back inside
locks the door
mouths “fuck you” from the window