be back never
this is the face of someone called into work at 4:30am, overslept by 20 minutes, rushed in and got halfway to Boston, got a text from his boss saying “go back to bed” and then told to come back in at 2:00pm
the aforementioned pasta dish
red hair is red
i was doing so well at proving to myself that i’m an adult. and then i saw these..
beautiful day in the suburbs
Secrets that must never be told, knowledge that must never be spoken.
if you watch this. every time it runs, you’ll say arghh at the same time as marge and bart and lisa without realising
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you